Take a wild guess—what’s in my hand?
Gobbledygook? Only a joke?
Hullabaloo? Mirrors and smoke?

Juggle to play—where will they land?
Diamonds and kings? Jack and a Trump?
Ace in the hole? Or just a hunch?

Song and a dance—strike up the band!
Monkeys are here--business to make--
Chickens are counted--won’t calculate.

Quick! Heads or tails? Where do you stand?
Not fair at all? Surely you jest--
I’m just a card—take a wild guess.